How to ask your boss for salary increase

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!!


Dear Bo $$
In thi $ life, we all need $ ome thing mo$ t de$ perately. I think you $ hould be under$ tanding of the need $ of u $ worker $ who have given $ o much $upport including $ weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re $pond $ oon.

Your $ $ incerely,

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :

Dear

I k NO w you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NO t doing NO ticeably well as yet .

NO w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNO mists are NO t sure if the United States may go into aNO ther recession. After the NO vember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NO thing more to add NOw. You k NO w what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

My sick "mirage" day!

I’m sitting here on my desk blank minded,
stroking each keys of the keyboard,
wondering what I am doing,
when suddenly I sneezed!
Then I wiped the mucus that was trapped on my hands.
I straightened up again,
I was about to put my hands on the keyboard when something caught my eye.
I paused and noticed something bedazzling me,
that thing is being reflected by the bright light above me.
I looked directly on that thing.
I wonder what it could be.
So I let go of the keyboard,
I pushed my seat backwards and walk in the direction of that thing.
While I was walking towards it,
I was being blinded by it.
I walked slowly while hundreds of questions whirled in my mind.
What is it? Do I pick it up?
Then the moment came,
I was standing next to it.
My heartbeat was pounding and I was shivering.
I curved my back to pick it up
yet I still can’t clearly perceive what that thing was.
I abruptly stretched my arm to pick it up.
I was startled!
I’ve never felt anything like this before.
I was feeling mixed emotions.
I felt that thing on my hand and I said

“OH! Shoot!
Some of my mucus has managed to escape my hand
when I sneezed
and landed on the floor… eew.”

heheheh! peace-ina

Useless Facts! Some things you don't need to know

nyhahahah! click click click! if you want to know some eerie facts.. *wink

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.
-now im intrigued with worms, i love bacon ergo.. i'll love fried worms?

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed. -at nag isip ako ng iba pang words

"Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel. -blahh.. eng101

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. -and in the future they'll be used to build bridges..eew creepy

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath -nyek! okay scratch that out from your how-to-do-suicide list

Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!
-how much more when you're inlove! yuuy.. hehehe

Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people -finally! parati nalang special ang left handed people.. 1pt for us.. hahaha

The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump! -si Joaquin BALDADO ba mammal? kasi he can't jump

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
-I demmand the Filipino people to use tongue print during election! hehe for a change ei?

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
-Oh! that makes sense.. kaya pla maraming dust sa bahay! hahaha do the math..

The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
-I'd be dead by that time.. sayang I won't be able to see that!

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.
-If he ate meat then he'd prolly grow back his balls

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
- oohh! when I die I want to be covered with honey.. then butter.. then pancakes!

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
-copy that!

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
-eew gross! hahah!


More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.
-they hate humans for taking their honey -bee movie hhahaha "not funny.. okay next please..

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.
-Okay I'll try it right now _________________...... maybe later..

More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.
- I thought it was peanuts.......lactosinthingy?.. hays

The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.
-they forgot to add Filipino..heheheh

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.
-That's why I dont, won't live there

You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206
-where'd it go?

Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!
-I know some people who know some people who ate somepeople and ate themselves

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
-ows? I'll try that!

The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!
-I bet it taste like rubber band!

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds
-poor thing

Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not
-aha! so queens do that.. hmm...

The average person laughs 10 times a day! -aha! Im guessing someone guessed that

Oh well it was quite interesting ei? hahah!
ciao!

Ang Alamat kung Bakit Sinungaling ang Mga Lalake

Ito nga ba ang alamat kung bakit nagsisinungaling ang mga lalaki...?

Karpintero itong si Pedro at isang araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang bahay sa tabi ng ilog. Sa lakas ng pagmamartilyo niya eh nalaglag ang martilyo niya sa ilog.

Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung guardian angel niya,

"Tutulungan kita, Pedro"

Sabay lundag sa ilog.

Lumabas ito na me hawak na gold hammer,
"Ito ba ang martilyo mo?"...

"Hindi po."

Lundag uli ang anghel at lumitaw na me silver hammer,
"Ito ba?"

"Hindi po."

Lundag uli sa ilog ang anghel at lumitaw na me ordinary hammer,
"Ito ba?"

"Opo!"

Natuwa ang anghel.

"Dahil honest ka, bukod sa martilyo mo, sa 'yo na rin ang gold and silver hammers!"

Makaraan ang ilang araw, naglalakad si Pedro sa ilog at kasama ang misis niya. Eh sa katangahan, nalaglag si misis sa ilog. Iyak si Pedro.

Litaw si guardian angel.

"Tutulungan kita."

Sabay lundag sa ilog at ng lumitaw eh kasama si Diana Zubiri.
"Ito ba ang misis mo?"

Sagot si Pedro,
"Opo!"

Nagalit si anghel,

"Sinungaling ka. Akala ko pa naman eh mabait ka."

Nag-reason-out si Pedro,

"Sorry po, angel... kasi kapag sinabi kong 'Hindi', eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig at paglitaw mo eh kasama mo si Katrina Halili. At kapag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya ang asawa ko, eh lulundag ka uli at ang tunay na misis ko na ang kasama mo.

At dahil sa kabaitan ko, eh ibibigay mo din sa akin sina Diana at Katrina.

Mahirap lang po ako at hindi
ko kaya ang me tatlong asawa, kaya 'Yes' na lang ang sinagot ko nung una."

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Kaya lang naman nagsisinungalin ang mga lalaki eh for a
good and noble reason.

Agree?

"I AGREE.. NOT!!!! hahahahahah! kasi naman magaling lang sila mag reason out! yun lang yun! magaling mag palusot! heheheheh! no?"

The Boyish side of me (past)

OMG! I found this old picture of me inserted in one of my old books!~ yakiiiiii! nyahahhaha! eew! hahahah!
yep! what you are seeing is really me! hundreds of ages ago!
I'm missing this time of my life!
really wish I could turn back time!
damn!

BOYISH ME..